wlel how aoubt taht!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Improve Your English

This is a German ad for Berlitz language instruction. It takes a minute to download, but it's well worth it. Stand by for a laugh.

In the same spirit, how about a little ENGRISH.COM!

incredible machines!

i love the japanese so much. this video will amaze you.
remember the game mousetrap?

exams '06, essays en retard

monday morning i woke up around 10:23 with pleasant sunshine coming through my window, surrounded with blankets and... paper. notes. for my INTERNATIONAL LAW EXAM. THAT STARTED AT 9:00AM. made it to the campus by 11. had an hour to do the exam. man did that cabbie book it! 40$ down the tube. yikes. i guess i had dozed off while studying around 7am.

i'm not the keenest kid in class these days. stayed up all through monday night as well, with 1 hour of sleep before my int. peace, security, and human rights exam. i still havent finished either of my impending essays, and to boot i lost 200$ at the casino after band practice last week. stupid bassists, they lead me to ruin! at least that same bassist also is officiating my wedding in august, so i can't be mad. as if it were his fault i bet like an idiot in the first place. i think i'm still up on the system though. or maybe slightly down. either way, i dont think i'll be going to a casino any time soon.

wow, i'm a loser.